My people 45 x 365

The challenge: a year profiling people I have known, using a word count equal to my age. I'm taking weekends off!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Dental hygienist with an abysmal chairside manner (22/261)

“Oh my god!” she exclaims, withdrawing the modern instrument of torture from my orifice as I recline in the dentist’s chair, body mimicking rigor mortis. I’m surrounded by walls painted a mellow yellow and music that is designed to be soothing but fools no one.

1 Comments:

At 4:58 PM, Blogger jane said...

you don't know how this affected me. i have a mortal fear of dentists and their assistants and often dream of them and their instruments of torture.

i have experienced this 365.

 

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