Smugglers infiltrate the cross-border shopping crowd
I’m in one of the stalls, an earwitness to smugglers describing their latest exploit. One woman returned on a bus wearing 3 bras, 5 sweaters, and a pair of designer jeans underneath sweatpants, ready to plead eccentricity should a border guard challenge her fashion sense.
posted by Helen @ 12:18 PM
3 Comments:
Lovely to see you back! Summer's been strange with comings and goings.
So happy to see you again!
Thanks for not forgetting about me! I have no excuse for my disappearance except sheer laziness... (well really, I was kidnapped and held hostage in George Clooney's Italian villa for the past 2 months; but I was missing work so much that I managed to escape by threatening to make his pet pig the guest of honour at a luau…).
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