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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Athenian Masturbator

He stands in the bushes, adjacent to the spot on the path where the Parthenon tours end, climaxing simultaneously with the group’s applause for their guide. He doesn’t take a bow, but appears pleased with his performance and the audience’s unknowing acknowledgment of such.

4 Comments:

At 5:44 AM, Blogger Deloney said...

I'll never look at the patrons of the Athens Restaurant and Tavern quite the same again.

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger Helen said...

To be fair to the Greek population of men, it's possible the perpetrator may have been a Canadian tourist...

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Indigo Bunting said...

Love it.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Otter said...

Lovely! Just Lovely.

 

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